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Saturday, July 30, 2011
Dream Themes
I came home from work feeling like I'm getting a cold. I crashed on the couch at 6:30, and then woke up at 11:30. Since I was (and am) half-awake, I thought I would read a part of a book about dreams. I just read a chapter about the common themes in dreams. Apparently, being chased is one of the most common dream occurrences. Being naked or underclothed in public is also extremely common, as is dreaming of being unprepared; such as having to take a test and realizing you haven't been going to class or doing homework. Since I'm half-awake, I think now would be a good time to list some common themes in my dreams. I'm going to minimally edit what follows, to preserve the loose-association style. Not all blog posts have to be fully-baked, do they?
I am, in fact, often naked or just in underwear in dreams, although I don't recall these dreams very often when I'm awake. When I do remember such a dream, then I remember that I have had a lot of dreams like this. In the dreams, I'm walking around without nearly enough clothes on, but it's a more minor embarrassment than it would be in real life. It's almost like an inconvencience: "Here I am again in my underwear. Sigh....".
I dream about towns a lot. Interesting, quirky towns, with colorful houses, and steep streets. These towns are hilly, with a very up-and-down, three-dimensional character. The houses are stacked up the hillsides, and the streets are windy.
Occasionally I dream I have super-powers, often Spiderman-like (I'm a Spiderman fan from way back). In these dreams I can usually jump very far, and I'm moving between closely-spaced buildings like Spiderman, not swinging on webs, but leaping, grabbing ledges and poles, swinging, and clinging to walls. Once I dreamed that I was on top of a tall building, and I jumped off, and would drop several stories, grab a ledge to catch myself, and then drop again. It was really fun. Usually, I wake up from the superhero dreams very disappointed to find my superpowers gone.
I have related dreams where I have amazing abilities, but don't think of them as being "superpowers". Once I had a dream where I was in a big field, with boulders scattered about a hundred feet apart. I could jump from one to the other. Once again, big fun. I rarely have dreams where I can fly, although sometimes I have dreams where I can sort of swim through the air by moving my arms and legs. I had a dream once where I was in a hallway, and there were a several dogs leaping up at me. I was able to swim-fly and stay above them, near the ceiling.
Quick listing of other themes:
Landscapes: wide, western-type landscapes. Sometimes very non-realistic, like looking at a map.
Mountains: Steep, cone-shaped mountains, smaller than many real mountains, but still intimidating, because of their steepness. Similar to Pinnacle Mountain in Arkansas, or Cuckold's Head in Newfoundland. Just a few hundred feet tall, with rocky or grassy slopes. Not many trees.
I've had a few dreams about the writer Annie Dillard, after reading Pilgrim at Tinker Creek (she's brilliant, and in the picture in the edition I had, quite attractive). In one, she was a singer-songwriter, playing music I found really profound.
Sometimes I dream of reading, but I can't really read, because the words keep shifting and morphing on the page. Sometimes I dream about finding a book or series of books that is exactly what I'm looking for. I used to be fascinated by A.B. Guthrie's books about the west, especially the first one, The Big Sky. Once I dreamed I had found a whole series of books about mountain men, very much like The Big Sky.
In some dreams I'm underground, in a labrinth-like space. Sometimes I dream that these spaces are full of interesting things. Sometimes I dream of vast junk-shops full of stuff I'm really interested in. Sometimes these are normal stores, although with more rooms than usual. Occasionally, they are underground. Interesting that a lot of myths have underground regions, and subterranean races and characters.
This may be different from dreams, but sometimes as I'm going to sleep, I become aware of mental conversations I am having with myself. I get the sense these were ongoing, and I simply started paying attention to them, perhaps because nothing else was distracting me. Could it be that our minds really do have these internal conversations going on much of the time, but we only become aware of them as we're going to sleep? I read a quote from Jung somewhere that said dreams are like the stars. They are there all the time, but we can only perceive them at night, when the bright sunlight of daytime concerns fades away. I need to find that quote.
A related thing is the crazy hypnogogic thoughts you have when you are falling asleep or waking up. They are usually wildly illogical, but they may seem to make excellent sense at the time. As I've gotten older, I've learned to recognize these as signs that I'm falling asleep. I've recently noticed weird thoughts about my alarm clock (cell phone), as I'm waking up. When I was thinking about buying a car, I was thinking about whether to hit snooze again wondering "Ten minutes. Can I afford that interest rate?" Lately, I've been really interested in language and linguistics. I was sleeping late, and kept hitting snooze, and having weird, half-asleep thoughts each time. I was thinking about the word "snooze", and getting it confused with the word "doze". I was thinking of snooze have the past tense of "snoze", and thinking doze should have some other tense of "dooze". All this seemed very important at the time.
Sometimes dreams, and the weird falling-asleep thoughts, can seem very meaningful, even if they turn out not to be in waking life. Once I had a dream where I was thinking about the line in the Bob Dylan song "Subterranean Homesick Blues", that says "The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles". I decided that he was talking about the Vandals, as in the marauding Germanic tribe. And somehow that explained everything.
Sometimes a have dreams about St. John's, Newfoundland (I lived there for a couple of years). It's one of those hilly towns I like to dream about. It also has a harbor in the middle, and sometimes I dream that there are whales in the harbor. I saw whales in Newfoundland, but never in the harbor. Still, they are one of the most jaw-dropping sights I've ever seen; the way they emerge from the depths, and they are so huge that their back comes out of the water, and just keeps on moving past you. Like a city bus suddenly surfaced and then dove again. Somehow this seems to resonate with my idea of waking versus sleeping consciousness. The unconscious is that mysterious, dark realm under the water. Waking consciousness is whats above the water. Sometimes huge, fantastic creatures emerge from the depths, and surface, and let you glimpse them before plunging into the depths again. Could dark realms, such as underwater or underground, play a role in dreams because it is the way the mind sees its own more mysterious regions?
I also have the test anxiety dream. In those dreams, it's the end of the semester, and I had forgotten that I was even supposed to be going to this particular class. It's almost always a math class, because I hate math and am terrible at it.
Another anxiety dream I have, which evokes a vague sense of embarrassed despair, sort of like the "naked in public" dreams, is a dream that I have had to go back to high school. I flunked out of college, and had to finish high school. This is more relevant for me than for most people, because I actually did leave high school after my junior year, to go to college. I didn't graduate high school, and a lot of people thought I would regret it. I didn't. But that gives it the extra layer of embarrassment, because in the dreams I'm back amongst all the high school people, and many of them have this "I told you so" attitude about it. Horrifying.
Some things in waking life seem very dreamlike to me, whether or not I dream about them. Subways seem incredibly dreamlike. The way they move, much more soundlessly than you expect for something that big. Also the way both ends look the same, so as they leave the terminal they look like they are going backwards, and the film in playing in reverse. The way the air pressure changes in the terminal when they arrive and depart. The way, when you're on a subway, that the lights and scenes you are passing flash on and off, alternating between light and dark. Of course, subway terminals are underground, so that makes them resemble real dreams. The way you descend into the depths, on escalators, which give you a dream-like sense of disconnected motion anyway. One of the most dreamlike things I've ever experienced is taking an really long escalator (like 250 feet) into a deep underground subway terminal in Hungary. There was a woman talking on the intercom in Hungarian, which sounded exotic and sort of Dracula-sinister to me (Yeah, I know Transylvania is in Romania, not Hungary, and Romanian is nothing like Hungarian). Anyway, I don't think I've ever dreamed about a subway, that I can recall. I just feel like I'm dreaming when I'm riding one or waiting for one.
The western United States, with its unbelievably wide, often freakish landscapes, also makes me feel like I'm dreaming, because it seems so much larger than life. You're constantly half-thinking that it can't be real; it's too big. But it is real. It's just too much to wrap your head around. Before I ever saw the west, I had dreams about steep hills, and dark valleys, like in Arkansas. After I saw the west, I kept on dreaming about the hills and valleys, but I also started dreaming of vast western-type landscapes.
Of course, I often dream about interactions with other people. But this opens a whole new realm, which I'm too tired to get into right now.
OK, now I'm more half-asleep than half-awake. Which only makes sense if you are half-asleep. So I'm going back to bed. Maybe I'll post this in the morning, and ask people what they dream about. How about it, tomorrow morning people? What are some of your dream themes?
Friday, July 22, 2011
Ain't Nothing Wrong With Dialects, Y'all
I live in Louisiana now, which surely has the widest variety of English dialects in the south. At least five different dialects mingle here. In north Louisiana, you get the twangy drawl of the upper south. When these people tell you they are southerners, they pronounce the two R's in that word. There are also a few southuhnuhs around Louisiana, who do not pronounce those R's. They tend to come from old money, or at least imagine they do. All across south Louisiana there are Cajuns, who generally speak English these days, but a very different English from the rest of the south. Anybody who's ever watched Justin Wilson's cooking show has heard an exaggerated version of this dialect. Of course, you can hear African American English throughout Louisiana. Linguists recognize this as a distinct dialect, although it does share a lot of common ground with other dialects originating in the south.
One of the most unusual dialects in Louisiana is the working class speech of New Orleans, which doesn't sound like anything else in the south. This dialect is known as Y'at, because its practitioners say "Where y'at? (which actually means "How are you?"). The accent sounds more Brooklyn than Mississippi, although the people who speak it still say "y'all". Where I live, southwest of New Orleans, most people's speech seems (to my outsider ears) to be a cross between New Orleans and Cajun. They use syntax I've never heard outside of Louisiana; saying things like "I been knowin' him for years", or "Why you didn't call me?", or "Is that you new house?" Even "y'all" is different. Here, and in New Orleans, if a couple had just gotten that new house, people would ask "Is that y'all new house?" Being from Arkansas, of course, I know that the proper way is to say, "Is that y'all's new house?" I mean, we have to have some rules here, right?
Whether it's "correct" or not, Louisiana's speech is as flavorful as its food, and hearing it every day has revived my longstanding interest in language and regional dialects. But I'm not alone. Most people are fascinated by language, or at least have strong views on which kinds of language are better than others. When newspapers publish articles that stray from the rules people learned in school, they get letters lamenting the Decline and Fall of the English Language. These letters describe the near-physical pain their readers suffer at the sight of split infinitives and questionable subject-verb agreements. They claim to get sick to their stomach, to suffer from headaches, or to just get deeply depressed (oops, I mean "just to get". Don't want to cause split infinitive sickness).
People react pretty strongly to differences in spoken English, too. If you have a strong regional dialect, you already know that strangers will draw conclusions about your intelligence and social class based on how you talk. Many intelligent, well-educated southerners who have lived outside the south have had someone tell them "You know, you're a lot smarter than you sound!" Astonishingly, this is usually intended as a compliment! Dialects and other non-standard speech styles, like teen-speak, cause strong emotional reactions. Most people like certain speech patterns, and they may deeply, viscerally hate others.
I'm guilty, too. There are types of language I really dislike. For example, the buzzwords and catch-phrases of business-speak (leveraging, actionable) and education-speak (the whole child; the apparent quota for using constructivist and praxis every few words) make my skin crawl. When it comes to the pompous, difficult style so pervasive in academia these days, especially in the humanities and social sciences, hate is not too strong a word. I admit it: I hate that stuff. In case you haven't encountered this style, here's a sample. This is the first sentence in an article called "In Other Words: The Other as Inventio, Allegory, and Symbol", by Stephen Tyler, a professor of anthropology at Rice University:
"The narrative of the symbol is the account of the object's impassioned upward flight from the outer world through the pathemata of the senses to the phantasms of of (sic) the imaginatio to the symbols of the nous and beyond( into the realm of the anagogic, and it is simultaneously the poem of the object's journey from expression to impression to representation (repression) to expression." (Italics and typographic error in original)
Call me a Philistine, but I think this is pretentious, impenetrable crap. The ideas being "communicated" here may or may not be coherent. I don't know, but I will assume they aren't until they are put into language that makes some degree of sense. Life is too short to try to navigate a linguistic smokescreen like this.
So yes, I have my share of strong feelings about language usage. I don't think language should be used to exclude or obscure, and the passage above does both. Some kinds of language irritate me in far more minor ways. In a previously blog post I discussed how people who are trying to sound educated (for example, those being interviewed on NPR, or speaking at conferences) keep saying "sort of" and "kind of". I do find this mildly irritating, but I don't think I made my reasons clear. It's not that it offends my sense of "correct grammar" or "proper English". I dislike the constant repetition of "sort of" because I see it as an indicator that people are consciously trying to speak like a certain group, which means they are in danger of automatically thinking like that group. I see buzzwords, catchphrases, unnecessary jargon, and stereotyped linguistic tics like "sort of" as signs of an imitative, parrot-like habit of mind, which is not conducive to independent thinking.
But I'm actually a big fan of regional dialects. Imagine how boring the world be if everyone spoke the Standard English that newscasters use, with its rigid grammar and its nondescript accent. Dull, dull, dull. Regional dialects add an enormous amount of spice to the world. Many people (though certainly not all) would agree. Far fewer people would agree with my next claim, however: there's no real evidence that any dialect is inferior to any other. If you ask most linguists, they will tell you that the most backwoods hillbilly uses a grammar that is just as complex and rule-based as William F. Buckley's. It's a different grammar, but not an inferior one.
This isn't just knee-jerk ivory tower relativism; it's based on piles of painstaking empirical research. People tend to think of regional dialects as variants of language in which the rules have broken down, but this is a fallacy. Dialects have their own rules; those rules are very subtle; and native speakers know them very well. Take African American English, which was at the center of the extremely contentious Ebonics debate several years ago. Some African Americans say things like "He be taking night classes". In this dialect, this is a standard way of saying something is happening in the present tense. It's not just sloppy usage. No African American would use "be" when speaking in the future tense: you wouldn't hear "He be gonna take night classes next semester". In the grammar of African American English, that would be incorrect. Only someone who didn't know any better would say a thing like that.
It is certainly possible to speak a dialect incorrectly. As a southerner, I've heard non-southerners try to imitate southern speech, and get it all wrong. There's this strange misconception, for example, that y'all can be singular. I have a friend from the Midwest who used to poke fun at my speech by greeting me with "Hey, y'all". I would always look around, to see who else was there. He just didn't get it.
To speak sensibly about disputes over the grammar of different dialects, I need to distinguish two kinds of grammar. When people tell you not to say things like "He don't know nothing", or "He be taking night classes", they're advocating a prescriptive grammar. They believe English should follow a standard set of grammatical rules, and that deviations from these rules constitute incorrect grammar. This is different from descriptive grammar, which is what linguists are studying when they record how people really do speak, and try to work out the rules they follow. Prescriptive grammar is concerned with how people should speak, while descriptive grammar is about how people really do speak.
Looking at language from the descriptivist point of view, it's clear that no language is a unitary, static thing. All living languages naturally evolve, as people invent and import new words, combine old ones, develop new styles of slang, and so on. Since the language evolves differently in different places, any widespread language develops dialects, which may eventually evolve into different languages. Spanish, French, Italian, and Romanian, for example, all evolved from regional dialects of Latin.
The tendency for language to transform and diversify over time has been noted, and lamented, for thousands of years. Many look at the changes they see in the language in the course of their lives, and conclude that the language is decaying into gibberish. It isn't. It is changing, and, given enough time, it will evolve into something unintelligible to its current speakers. But, as atavistic as the teen-speak in the mall may sound to you, no language has ever devolved into something that can't be used to communicate. As old distinctions fade away, new ones appear to take their place.
Of course, all I have established so far is that most linguists are descriptivists, that languages always change and diversify into new dialects and languages, and that dialects follow complex, consistent rules of their own. This doesn't prove that some dialects aren't inferior to others. The mistake the prescriptivists make is thinking that the rules and pronunciations of Standard English are somehow the perfect form of English, and that regional dialects are corruptions of this form. There are several problems with this point of view. For one thing, what is considered Standard English has changed considerably over the years, so it is certainly not eternal. Also, the rules and pronunciations that have been codified as standard are mostly based not on modern understandings of language, but on historical accidents, false analogies with Latin, and arbitrary proclamations by self-appointed guardians of the language.
The very idea of a standardized English first became popular in the 1600's, in--not surprisingly--England. By this time, the city of London had come to dominate the politics and culture of the country. London was where the royal family lived, where Parliament met, where the rich and fashionable congregated, and where most books were published. All this made the English of upper class London the most prestigious dialect in England. Naturally, this strain of English served as the model when people started trying to standardize the language. If history had gone differently, and the city of York had become the political and cultural center of gravity in England, then the Yorkshire dialect would have been the model for the standard. The rise of the London dialect as the standard had far more to do with accidents of history and social prestige than with its intrinsic logic or superiority. While the Standard American English we hear on TV over here is very different from the Standard English of the 1600's, it didn't become the standard by a process any more rational.
In both cases, the pronunciations and grammatical rules that people think of as "proper" are based on whatever dialect the upper classes in the most influential regions happened to speak. There are no compelling reasons to think the dialect that became standard was any better than any other dialect. People simply confused "spoken by high class people" with "intrinsically better". For example, there's no good reason to think one pronunciation is better than another, as long as it's understandable. In New York, people in the lower classes are more likely to drop R's at the end of words than the upper classes are. On the Upper West Side, people have "brothers" and "mothers", while in the grittier areas, they have "brothuhs and mothuhs". The dropped R is correlated with lower social status, but does that make it worse? What about in parts of the deep south, where the upper class people are the ones more likely to drop their R's?
Distinctions between "good" and "bad" accents are arbitrary, and based more on prestige than intrinsic worth. Saying "He can't talk very well" is considered more correct than "He cain't talk very well" for the same reason that a particular fork is considered the correct one to use for your salad--some influential group of people decided it was correct, and that's that. It has no foundation in rationality. Oftentimes, differences in pronunciation can be used the same way the "correct fork" distinction is: to determine who's in the in-group, and who isn't. They are shibboleths, which mainly serve to determine whether the person speaking is "our kind of people".
Regional accents, like regional syntax, follow very complex, albeit mostly unconscious, rules. Being from Arkansas, when I say the words "ten" and "tin", they sound exactly alike. Both sound like "tin". My father's name is Ben, but I call him Bin. He doesn't mind, because that's what he calls himself. Once I was thinking about this, and thought, "If I say tin and ten so that they sound alike, why not bit and bet?" I say bet the same way most people in the country say it, with a clear "e" sound. When I looked up linguistic studies about this, I was amazed at the complexity of the rule I'm unconsciously applying. The pin/pen merger, as this phenomenon is called, only happens with words that end in nasal consonants: m or n. When you make either of these sounds, you drop your soft palate, so that air escapes through your nose. The nasal cavities resonate, which helps give these consonants their distinct sounds. Other consonants in English are pronounced with the soft palate raised. What's interesting here is that I knew this rule without really knowing it. Before reading up on the pin/pen merger, I couldn't have told you what a nasal consonant is, or that m and n are examples of one. But I automatically applied the rule, which is why pin and pen sound alike for me, but bit and bet don't. That's how language works. People learn the rules implicitly, not explicitly. They know how to speak their dialect fluently, but they would have a hard time explaining the rules they're following.
I'm mentioning all these facts about accents to show that a regional accent, like regional syntax, is not an example of an offshoot of the language in which the rules have broken down. It's simply an example in which the rules have changed. In the case of the pin-pen merger, the rules have actually become more complex, not less. People who speak like me follow an additional rule, which people in other regions do not.
Based on these kinds of arguments, I think most people will concede that value judgments about accents are based on stereotypes and historical accidents, not the inherent worth of the accent. But what about grammar? Isn't it still wrong to end sentences with prepositions? Shouldn't we be careful about splitting infinitives? Surely people who use double negatives, like "He don't know nothing" are mangling the language? Consider the rule against ending sentences with prepositions, which has caused generations of writers to compose tortured sentences like "To whom are you speaking?" instead of the perfectly straightforward "Who are you speaking to?" According to David Crystal, the restriction was first promoted by John Dryden in the late 1600's. Dryden was one of the first people to think it might be possible to perfect the English language, and then freeze it in its "perfect" form (Dryden's English sounds archaic now, ironically). To this end, he started proposing rules he thought good English should follow. One of these was to avoid ending a sentence with a preposition. His reasoning is not well known, but it's likely he was basing his judgments of English grammar on his extensive knowledge of Latin. Like many of his contemporaries, he believed that Classical Latin represented a sort of pinnacle of human language. English was thought to be a barbarous tongue compared to the language of Cicero and Caesar. In Latin, prepositions always come before the nouns or pronouns they modify, which is why they are called pre-positions in the first place. English has a different structure than Latin, and there is no reason why this should be true in English.
Nevertheless, Dryden's preference stuck, and is with us to this day. Even though influential grammarians have been saying for over a hundred years that the rule is silly, people are afraid to abandon it, for fear of sounding uneducated. Just yesterday, I was writing a grant proposal, and keeping an eye out for dangling prepositions, because there are still people out there who would see them as a sign of a poor command of the language. The fact that a tradition is patent nonsense has never been sufficient reason for a society to abandon it.
The rule against using double negatives may seem to be on slightly firmer footing. Logically speaking, isn't saying "He don't know nothing" equivalent to saying, "He does know something"? The negative words "don't" and "nothing" cancel each other out and produce a positive, right? This is what the people who originally proposed the restriction against double negatives argued. But the fact is, as much as we might like language to follow the rules of logic, it doesn't. When people hear Marvin Gaye sing Ain't No Mountain High Enough, they don't think he means "there is a mountain high enough". We naturally interpret double negatives as, well, negative. In fact, their widespread use in popular music suggests they pack more punch than more formal usage. Would a song called There Isn't Any Mountain High Enough have ever made it onto the charts? In many languages, double negatives are standard. When the French say "Je ne sais pas" (I don't know), both the ne and the pas are negative. Chaucer and Shakespeare also used double negatives, and most people don't fault them for their poor grasp of the language.
When it comes to judging regional dialects against Standard English, I think people need to realize two things: First, Standard English is not "Perfect English". Its pronunciation is just as arbitrary as any other, and many of its rules were simply made up. Second, regional dialects are not corrupted, "fallen" forms of English. They're healthy varieties of a diverse language, with their own rules and their own strengths. While I think we should keep teaching Standard English, I also think we should start emphasizing to students that it is just a tool for communicating to a wide audience. Standard English wasn't handed down to us from on high. We invented it, to serve a certain purpose. With this in mind, there's no reason not to do away with rules that exist for no good reason. Let's teach kids, once and for all, that it's fine to end sentences with prepositions. This would save them a lot of heartache, and ourselves from a lot of ugly sentences. Let's accept that some nonstandard usages exist because they fill gaps in Standard English, and consider whether Standard English should adopt them. For example, Standard English has no non-gender-specific singular form. To say "If someone is using a dialect, that doesn't mean they are stupid", is widely considered to be poor usage, because "they" is plural, and "someone" is singular. But people say it because they don't want to specify a gender. Since Standard English doesn't give us a neutral option, let's declare that "they" will work, plural or not. Who's the boss here, anyway, the language or the people who created it?
Maybe we could even accept that words like "ain't" and "y'all" are widely used because they make the language more efficient. Standard English doesn't distinguish the singular and plural forms of "you", but sometimes you want to make that distinction. When people from various parts of the country address a group as y'all, youse, or even you'uns, they are actually being more precise than people saying the more ambiguous you. Maybe we should listen to them. Finally, let's ask ourselves why ain't, that venerable outlaw of a word, is used in countless popular songs, even by well-educated singers. I suspect it's because ain't is more expressive, concise, and versatile than "aren't" and "isn't". Maybe we should finally accept this fact, and let ain't come in from the cold. Finally, and most importantly, let's stop assuming that people are less worthy because they speak in a dialect.
Will these things happen any time soon? Probably not. Groundless snobbery is a habit as hard to break as hand wringing over where to put prepositions. Old, meaningless rules are especially hard to abandon when being the trailblazer could get you branded as being provincial or stupid. And that's the problem, right there: equating provincial with stupid or unworthy. This equation is nothing more than old-fashioned bigotry and stereotyping. While it's true that some populations speaking regional dialects may have lower average educational levels than others, that doesn't mean they are dumber, or that some of them aren't highly educated or naturally brilliant. When we write people off as being dumb, old-fashioned, or small-minded based only on the dialect they are using, we're the ones being stupid, not them.
Recommended Links and Reading
Do You Speak American?
Lynch, Jack. The Lexicographer's Dilemma: The Evolution of "proper" English, from Shakespeare to South Park. New York: Walker & Co, 2009.
Pinker, Steven. "GRAMMAR PUSS." New Republic 210.5 (1994): 19-26
Pinker, Steven. The Language Instinct: How the Mind Creates Language. New York: HarperPerennial ModernClassics, 2007
Yeah You Rite! New York, NY: Cinema Guild, 1985.
Non-Recommended Reading
Tyler, Stephen A. "In other words: The other as inventio, allegory, and symbol." Human Studies 16.1/2 (1993): 19-32.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
The Big Picture: History of the Universe Poster Goes Online
Lately I've been showcasing some old creations on this blog. In the past, I took on much larger projects than I have time to do now. Or maybe I'm just too lazy to create something new. In any case, this is a poster I made a few years ago. Yes, it's a timeline of the whole universe--like I said, I took on larger projects back then. Anyway, I had about a thousand of these printed up. I've sold almost all of them, and I made a satisfying return on my investment. I used to ship these all over the world (especially to Australia. The Aussies loved them for some reason). These days, though, I sell so few that it isn't really worth my time to ship them. Buying mailing tubes, standing in line at the post office, getting emails from people in Romania whose poster was lost between here and there--it's a bit of a pain. So, I'm setting it free...at least in electronic form. It's available at www.worldviewposters.com.
If you happen to be interested in perusing a visual overview of the history of the universe (and who isn't, right?) you can click on the picture to open up PDF versions of the individual timelines. I recommend zooming in to at least 125%. You may want to start at the third timeline, which shows the full age of the universe, and then going backward and forward from there. The first timeline deals with the big bang, and it's much more intimidating than the other ones.
Hope you enjoy it, and thanks to all the people who bought a copy!
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
TV, Facebook, and the Mob Mentality
"The mob is the mother of tyrants." -Diogenes
I hope this doesn't sound too sanctimonious, but I have never been happier that I don't own a TV than I am tonight. Looking at Facebook, I see that a little girl named Caylee was murdered. I don't know how, and don't want to know. It's not that I don't care. It's an unspeakable tragedy, but one that happens all too often; too often for the news to focus on it at the expense of other issues that directly affect far more people. I also see that the girl's mother, who was accused of the murder, was acquitted. Apparently, a lot of people think she is guilty. If she is, and she slipped past the system, that is a tragedy too. But not as great a tragedy as the murder itself. Not even close. It is also not as great a tragedy as if the mother were wrongly convicted. I have no idea if she's guilty or not, because, I haven't followed this whole awful business. I know how horrible the world can be; I don't need to scrutinize whatever particular horror the media has decided to fixate on.
Since I already knew that children are murdered every day, what disturbs me most about this are the comments I'm seeing on Facebook. People are claiming that they are certain that the mother was guilty, and I've even noticed a few (mostly friends of friends) saying things like "People know where she lives....". They are talking about how, if they were in charge, she never would have made it to court. I even saw a virtual fight break out, where a couple of blowhards in a comment thread started threatening each other physically.
All this sounds a lot like the rumblings of an angry mob. Luckily, this is only a virtual mob. They aren't gathered outside someone's door, and they don't have knives and ropes inside their jackets. But I get the impression that, if this poor girl's mother stepped out on the streets, and met a crowd of people who were talking to each other this way....they might actually kill her. And maybe she is guilty, and maybe she deserves a nasty fate. But a mob is not who should decide whether she's guilty, much less take her punishment upon themselves. Our justice system is far from perfect, but it's light years ahead of mob rule, which is far more likely to result in injustice than justice.
I've always thought that sites like Facebook are good for keeping you informed about how other people are thinking. I want to know how others think, even if it disturbs me. And tonight, what I see makes me think we are still quite capable of mob violence. And it is disturbing, because if there's anything more frightening than a murderer going free, it's a lynch mob running wild.
I hope this doesn't sound too sanctimonious, but I have never been happier that I don't own a TV than I am tonight. Looking at Facebook, I see that a little girl named Caylee was murdered. I don't know how, and don't want to know. It's not that I don't care. It's an unspeakable tragedy, but one that happens all too often; too often for the news to focus on it at the expense of other issues that directly affect far more people. I also see that the girl's mother, who was accused of the murder, was acquitted. Apparently, a lot of people think she is guilty. If she is, and she slipped past the system, that is a tragedy too. But not as great a tragedy as the murder itself. Not even close. It is also not as great a tragedy as if the mother were wrongly convicted. I have no idea if she's guilty or not, because, I haven't followed this whole awful business. I know how horrible the world can be; I don't need to scrutinize whatever particular horror the media has decided to fixate on.
Since I already knew that children are murdered every day, what disturbs me most about this are the comments I'm seeing on Facebook. People are claiming that they are certain that the mother was guilty, and I've even noticed a few (mostly friends of friends) saying things like "People know where she lives....". They are talking about how, if they were in charge, she never would have made it to court. I even saw a virtual fight break out, where a couple of blowhards in a comment thread started threatening each other physically.
All this sounds a lot like the rumblings of an angry mob. Luckily, this is only a virtual mob. They aren't gathered outside someone's door, and they don't have knives and ropes inside their jackets. But I get the impression that, if this poor girl's mother stepped out on the streets, and met a crowd of people who were talking to each other this way....they might actually kill her. And maybe she is guilty, and maybe she deserves a nasty fate. But a mob is not who should decide whether she's guilty, much less take her punishment upon themselves. Our justice system is far from perfect, but it's light years ahead of mob rule, which is far more likely to result in injustice than justice.
I've always thought that sites like Facebook are good for keeping you informed about how other people are thinking. I want to know how others think, even if it disturbs me. And tonight, what I see makes me think we are still quite capable of mob violence. And it is disturbing, because if there's anything more frightening than a murderer going free, it's a lynch mob running wild.
Hornswoggled
"Well, I reckon we'd be in the calaboose if we hadn't skedaddled outta town." The big man, known only as Ain't Francis, tended the slumgullion stew, while his partner, London Jim, played mumbletypeg by the campfire. "Lord, what a ruckus. The whole dern saloon was cattywampus when the dust settled."
The Englishman nodded glumly, taking a drink from his hip flask. "It was a right kerfuffle, at that. Things went higgledy-piggledy." Frowning at his torn suit, he said "My finest haberdashery, as well. Now it's rubbish".
"Well, you're too dang persnickety anyway," Ain't Francis snorted. "You gamblers are a bunch of fussbudgets. Why, you didn't land a haymaker in that whole rumpus!"
London Jim looked affronted. "Poppycock! Would you have me risk these nimble fingers by engaging in fisticuffs? Games of chance cannot simply be left to… to chance, old boy! My skills lie in artful prestidigitation and legerdemain. I leave the roughhousing for rapscallions such as yourself."
Ain't Francis narrowed his eyes. "You act highfalutin', but you're a scalawag just the same. And you ain't as slick as you think. The plan was for you to keep them clodhoppers occupied playing cards, while I slipped in the back and busted into the strongbox. Then we coulda hightailed it with all that gold they keep in there."
"Codswallop." London Jim muttered, clearly flummoxed.
"That floozy you was canoodlin' with….Molly Coddles…what kinda moniker is that, anyway? She had you discombobulated. She acted like a flibbertigibbet, saying how your fancy duds made her 'all twitterpated', but she was a sly one. She had you showboatin', winning too many simoleons off that pair of sheepherders. Soon's as I busted into that safe, that's when she allowed how you wasn't just fleecin' em, you was plumb skinnin' em. That's when they decided to give you a wallopin'. And they would have too, if I hadn't put up my dukes and come in swinging."
"Balderdash," said Jim primly. "The barman had already pulled out that bloody great blunderbuss and blasted a hole in the ceiling. The altercation was just subsiding when Molly flounced over, batted her eyes, and asked that you rush to my aid. While you created a proper state of pandemonium, she absconded with the contents of the safe." Jim sighed, with clear admiration, and said "I believe you were as gobsmacked by her as I was, old boy."
Ain't Francis spat thoughtfully. "Yessir, I reckon she had us both hornswoggled. She used them feminine wiles, sure enough, and that's how she absquatulated with all our loot. Well, at least we ain't in the hoosegow. Pass me that firewater, would you, Jim?"
(Some silliness I wrote back in library school, during a fit of procrastination. To the best of my knowledge, it has no basis in fact.)
The Englishman nodded glumly, taking a drink from his hip flask. "It was a right kerfuffle, at that. Things went higgledy-piggledy." Frowning at his torn suit, he said "My finest haberdashery, as well. Now it's rubbish".
"Well, you're too dang persnickety anyway," Ain't Francis snorted. "You gamblers are a bunch of fussbudgets. Why, you didn't land a haymaker in that whole rumpus!"
London Jim looked affronted. "Poppycock! Would you have me risk these nimble fingers by engaging in fisticuffs? Games of chance cannot simply be left to… to chance, old boy! My skills lie in artful prestidigitation and legerdemain. I leave the roughhousing for rapscallions such as yourself."
Ain't Francis narrowed his eyes. "You act highfalutin', but you're a scalawag just the same. And you ain't as slick as you think. The plan was for you to keep them clodhoppers occupied playing cards, while I slipped in the back and busted into the strongbox. Then we coulda hightailed it with all that gold they keep in there."
"Codswallop." London Jim muttered, clearly flummoxed.
"That floozy you was canoodlin' with….Molly Coddles…what kinda moniker is that, anyway? She had you discombobulated. She acted like a flibbertigibbet, saying how your fancy duds made her 'all twitterpated', but she was a sly one. She had you showboatin', winning too many simoleons off that pair of sheepherders. Soon's as I busted into that safe, that's when she allowed how you wasn't just fleecin' em, you was plumb skinnin' em. That's when they decided to give you a wallopin'. And they would have too, if I hadn't put up my dukes and come in swinging."
"Balderdash," said Jim primly. "The barman had already pulled out that bloody great blunderbuss and blasted a hole in the ceiling. The altercation was just subsiding when Molly flounced over, batted her eyes, and asked that you rush to my aid. While you created a proper state of pandemonium, she absconded with the contents of the safe." Jim sighed, with clear admiration, and said "I believe you were as gobsmacked by her as I was, old boy."
Ain't Francis spat thoughtfully. "Yessir, I reckon she had us both hornswoggled. She used them feminine wiles, sure enough, and that's how she absquatulated with all our loot. Well, at least we ain't in the hoosegow. Pass me that firewater, would you, Jim?"
(Some silliness I wrote back in library school, during a fit of procrastination. To the best of my knowledge, it has no basis in fact.)
Friday, July 1, 2011
Moi Egal à Toi
This is just a short post to showcase this image. I saw it in a documentary called Faubourg Treme - The Untold Story of Black New Orleans. The woman in the image actually wasn't a New Orleanian. She was Haitian, and the engraving was made around the time of the Haitian Revolution. I think they chose to use it in a documentary about New Orleans because refugees from the revolution streamed into the city in 1809, more than doubling its population. So there is a Haiti-New Orleans connection, but I imagine the real reason they used it is the caption, which translates as "I am your equal". I don't know French, so I wouldn't have even noticed except that the documentary translated the main heading. The rest of it says (if my amateurish translation can be trusted) "Color is nothing, the heart is everything; am I not your brother?"
I thought this was pretty moving. Here's a young black woman, at a time when most black people in this hemisphere were enslaved, and commonly thought to be inferior beings, gazing straight ahead to meet anybody's eye. Her look seconds what the caption says.
But who was this woman? What became of her? The portrait doesn't say, and there doesn't even seem to be much written about the engraver, François Bonneville, even though he also did a portrait of Toussaint Louverture. There's a lot of mystery here, and if I have time, I'll try to solve some of it. What's not mysterious, though, is what this image is saying, and how bold it was to say it at that time. I don't know who that woman was, but she's got my respect.
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