What Would Trump Do? Comparing Statements by Trump and Jesus

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Blessed are the merciful, For they shall obtain mercy. - Matthew 5.7 Do unto others as you would have them do to you. - Luke 6:31	My only complaint is that lethal injection is too comfortable a way to go It's about 10 degrees below zero outside. ... You can keep his coat; tell him we'll send it to him in a couple of weeks. You know, it doesn't really matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
If you want to be perfect, go, sell what you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me. - Matthew 19:21 Assuredly, I say to you that it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. - Matthew 19:23-24 But woe to you who are rich, For you have received your consolation. - Luke 6:24	Nobody’s ever been more successful than me. I’m the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn’t successful like me. Romney – I have a Gucci store that’s worth more than Romney. Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. I have . . . the greatest assets: Trump Tower, 1290 Avenue of the Americas, Bank of America building in San Francisco, 40 Wall Street, sometimes referred to as the Trump Building . . . many other places all over the world. Donald Trump’s houses Donald Trump's 7-Year-Old Son, Barron, Uses Caviar Moisturizer Every Night
I was hungry and you gave Me no food; I was thirsty and you gave Me no drink; I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, naked and you did not clothe Me, sick and in prison and you did not visit Me. - Matthew 25:42-13 If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? - Matthew 5:46-47	I’m putting the people on notice that are coming here from Syria as part of this mass migration. If I win, they’re going back. They’re going back. I’m telling you. They’re going back. We are going to build a wall, and it’s going to be a real wall. We are going to build a beautiful, big high real wall. Anybody gets to the top of that wall, they’re going to be afraid to come down, it’s a long way. Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?
For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses. - Matthew 6:15	And when they let me down, if they let me down, I never forgive. For many years I’ve said that if someone screws you, screw them back. When somebody hurts you, just go after them as viciously and as violently as you can.
Render therefore to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s. - Matthew 22:21	I fight like hell to pay as little as possible
And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not perceive the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Brother, let me remove the speck that is in your eye,’ when you yourself do not see the plank that is in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck that is in your brother’s eye. - Luke 6:41-42	Sometimes, part of making a deal is denigrating your competition. He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured. (speaking of John McCain, who was a prisoner of war in Vietnam for 5 years) Truly weird Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky reminds me of a spoiled brat without a properly functioning brain. And when you meet her you realize she’s not very tough and she’s not very sharp. She gets out there and she starts asking me all sorts of ridiculous questions, and you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her … wherever. @michellemalkin You were born stupid! Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. I know where she went -- it's disgusting, I don't want to talk about it. - On Hillary Clinton going to the bathroom.
You shall not bear false witness - Matthew 19:18	http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/byruling/false/ http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/byruling/pants-fire/ http://www.factcheck.org/2015/12/the-king-of-whoppers-donald-trump/ "So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of him, would you?" he told a crowd in Iowa in February. "Seriously, okay, just knock the hell. I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees; I promise, I promise." (February 1, 2016) "I never said I was going to pay for fees. (March 15, 2016)
Blessed are the peacemakers, For they shall be called sons of God. - Matthew 5:9 "Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword. - Matthew 26.52	And the other thing is with the terrorists, you have to take out their families. They, they care about their lives. Don’t kid yourself. But they say they don’t care about their lives. You have to take out their families. I am the most militaristic person you will ever meet.
For all who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted. Luke 14:11	Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault Nobody’s ever been more successful than me. Face The Nation's interview of me was the highest rated show that they have had in 15 years. Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, ‘Can you believe what I am getting?" Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. Of course, it’s very hard for them to attack me on looks, because I’m so good looking. All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me— consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. Look, somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. I have a big heart, I have a tremendous heart, I want to take care of people. Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. [...] I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!